Sunil Bali, Peak Performance Coach recently sent me this. It tickled me and hope is does the same for you

Sometimes it can be hard being a teacher (Part 2) !

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: George!


Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.


Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Ellen: I is…
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”
Ellen: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”


Teacher: Why are you late?
Pupil: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Pupil: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”


Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!


Teacher: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
John: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
Teacher: No, that’s wrong
John: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Sarah: “HIJKLMNO”!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sarah: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!


Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that
we didn’t have ten years ago.
Willy: Me!


Have a great week.